I did not pack up 4 boys & attempt to drive over 12 hours to my parents house ALL BY MYSELF last week. Not Me! That is crazy.
And it certainly was not me that refused to drive any where because the embracing unsafe sound my truck was making.
It really was NOT ME who was following behind my mom’s white Expedition one minute & a white suburban the next – not realizing it until I ended up parked next to the new suburban in a bank parking lot with window rolled down ready to chat that I realized it was NOT my mom when a man got out looking at me as if I was some kind of stalker. NOT ME!
I certainly have not been taking advantage of my parents while visiting them – leaving my kids with them & going shopping FOR MYSELF! Okay, I admit it, that was me! But I did NOT buy 2 pairs of low waist jeans though. And I would NEVER buy jeans with holes in them just because that is the style! I also did NOT try to get a jean skirt & some leggings, only for my mom tell me I’m too old to dress like that. (My sister disagreed. It was a hung jury.) Not Me!
I definitely did NOT call my husband at work & asked if he’d be upset if I came home with blond, red, & purple strips thru my hair. That is so unlike me. I have NEVER had blond, red, or purple hair before! It was NOT ME that asked to take a picture of the makeup artist at the MAC so I could show my hair stylist exactly what hair with 5 different colors looks like:
NOT ME!
